|Vintage thrifted blazer; vintage thrifted blouse; thrifted Seven For All Mankind jeans; thrifted Coach ballet flats; thrifted Coach bag; Old Navy belt|
If I am wearing jeans, it's for one of three reasons:
- In a tragic twist of circumstance, I have become trapped under something heavy inside my closet, and am thus only able to reach a rogue pair of jeans that has escaped its hanger and become abandoned on the floor.
- Each and every pair of Spanx I own is swimming languidly in my washing machine.
- It's raining.